Ten Things You’ll Never See on the Chick-Fil-A Twitter
1. Bob finally made an honest man of Mike! Congrats to both! 2. The secret ingredient to the breading is centipede. 3. The Fire Island Chick-Fil-A is packed today! 4. The Chick-Fil-A flash games...
View ArticleIra’s Drunken Recipes: Sherry Chicken
Ingredients: Four boneless breasts of chicken, 1/4 cup of flour, teaspoon of salt, teaspoon of black pepper, tablespoon of olive oil, bottle of cooking sherry, 1/2 cup of chicken broth, 1 clove of...
View ArticleTen Things I Learned From Family Guy
1. Fat guys can marry incredibly hot chicks. 2. Never trust a chicken. 3. Talking dogs require a tremendous amount of therapy. 4. No matter how horribly injured you become, you’ll be fine in a...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Chicken to Emergency Poop
Nuggets Will Continue to Flow Dumbass Leaves Holster Unbuckled Judge Can’t Admit Mistake Facebook Become MySpace Even Faster Lazy Woman Calls Cops Old Man Plays Piano for Teens Caveman Way More...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Afghanistan to Fried Food
Room Service Won’t Cut It Worst Flight Ever Almost Over Psychics Still Fake Crooks Try to Deflect Blame to Other Crooks Fat Guy Fired From Back Up Job Haberdashers Have Ultimate Customer Caffeine...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: BLT to Bambi
BLT About to Get Crazy LAX Now Six Hour Wait Break Up With Your Chicken Time Wasting to Increase Comic Strip Suddenly Relevant Again Gross Jewelry Honest Gillian Anderson Needs a Gig Santa Gets an...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Il Giardino Sul Mare in Forked River, NJ
Restaurant: Il Giardino Sul Mare in Forked River, NJ Address: 2 Hollywood Boulevard, Forked River NJ Food: Italian Price: Slightly Above Average Portions: Just right Taste: Amazing Service:...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Bareburger, Montclair, NJ
Restaurant: Bareburger in Montclair, NJ Address: 480 Bloomfield Ave, Montclair, NJ 07042 Food: Burgers and Shakes Price: Expensive Portions: Small Taste: Good, Adventurous Service: Okay...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Han Dynasty in Manyunk
Restaurant: Han Dynasty in Manyunk Address: Manyunk Food: Chinese Food Price: Average Portions: Above Average Taste: Great Service: Not-so-great Atmosphere: Not-so-great either So I’m never...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: JB Master Grill in Medford, NJ
Restaurant: JB Master Grill Address: Medford, NJ Food: High end sandwich take out Price: Average Portions: Above Average Taste: Fantastic Service: Great Atmosphere: Quiet Me and the Missus are...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Columbian Cockblock to Deli Dick
Columbia Health Official Cockblocks the Summer Dude Must Make Amazing Cakes French Decide They Don’t Stink Enough The Earth Has Been Gross For a Long Time Waitress Deserves Big Tip Old Lady Still...
View ArticleYour Fratoscope: November 12, 2018
If your birthday is this week: You will eat your own weight in shrimp and a bucket of cocktail sauce. Aries: You’ll get a text from a new love right before your phone runs out of charge. Taurus:...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Fart Knife to Lego Eating
Woman Cuts Two Crime Bosses Discuss Fate of Associate Giant Santa Takes Revenge Live Action Tom Hanks Movie Ends Bird Fencer Sought Man Stops Barbecue Woman Gets Big Head First Trick or Treater Found...
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